Currently at Grey London
Previously I was in The Cabinet at Mr. President
Before that I sold drugs for a living at Havas Lynx
And from 2015-18 I lived on the beach at Falmouth Uni

Experience:

Had a 🍆&🍑 campaign banned by Facebook but shortlisted at Cannes Lions
I came 2nd in Cannes Young Lions Print category
3x Creative Floor
5x PM awards
1x Roses
1x Clio Health Shortlist

I know the difference between a : and a ;
I haven’t been to a barbers in over 10 years
My best finish in FPL is 13,851st (that’s the top 0.005% 😮‍💨) in the 22/23 season
Despite being a copywriter, I’ve written the same three sentences in every single birthday,
Mother’s Day, and Father’s Day card, since I could write
I’m the centre back / captain / manager / CFO / and Head of Social for my 5-a-side team
I can name all 196 countries of the world (give it a whirl)
Out of 513 games of Shithead played in COVID with my mum and brother, I’m winning
I successfully pulled-off a lederhosen at Oktoberfest
I’ve co-hosted work Christmas Party quizzes dressed as Elsa from Frozen and a roast turkey