Currently at Grey London
Previously I was in The Cabinet at Mr. President
Before that I sold drugs for a living at Havas Lynx
And from 2015-18 I lived on the beach at Falmouth Uni
Experience:
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Contact:
Had a 🍆&🍑 campaign banned by Facebook but shortlisted at Cannes Lions
I came 2nd in Cannes Young Lions Print category
3x Creative Floor
5x PM awards
1x Roses
1x Clio Health Shortlist
Awards:
Other notable skills and accomplishments:
I know the difference between a : and a ;
I haven’t been to a barbers in over 10 years
My best finish in Fantasy Football is 13,851st (that’s the top 0.13% 😮💨) in the 22/23 season
I can name all 196 countries of the world (give it a whirl)
I can do an impression of a man stuck in an elevator
I’m the captain, manager, ball-playing centre back, CFO, and Head of Social for my 5-a-side team
During COVID, my mum, brother, and I played 513 games of Shithead and I won the most
I successfully pulled-off a lederhosen at Oktoberfest
I can boil the perfect boiled egg every time
I know one really REALLY good magic trick
I’ve co-hosted work Christmas Party quizzes dressed as Elsa from Frozen and a roast turkey